If I get fired before my last day of work I�m totally going to act out that scene from Jerry Maguire when security comes. Not that �Show me the money� scene. The one where he rides off in a jet and is all �That�s right, Iceman. I *am* dangerous� and then he makes out with Val Kilmer. I may be confusing my Tom Cruise movies. I�ll probably just yell �Wolverines� instead.

Manager:� You sure are working hard today.
Me:� Well all these viruses aren’t going to program themselves.
One way or another this is going to be my last week of work.


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